Hi there! I'm Alex. 18 years old. Little bit awkward. Multifandom (but mostly Sherlock & Tolkien). Enjoy dears
fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.
this is fascinating
so soulmates but with scents
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
group projects when no one knows what they’re doing
whenever someone says “bi means two so *biphobe noises*.” i like to imagine them biting into a jellyfish and being remarkably surprised to find they are neither made of jelly nor fish
This is the best thing I’ve read all day.
AU prompt: Person A is thinking sexually graphic or generally odd thoughts and suddenly panics and thinks “If you’re a mind reader, cough right now.”
Person B coughs.